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humor spot-12 13-07

Postby Don Moore » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:35 am

After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black and white television. BUT, every night I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde."

"Now," he continued, "We have a nice house, a new car, a big flat-screen TV, but I have to sleep with a 50 year old woman. It doesn't seem fair."

His wife was a reasonable woman. She replied, "Well, why don't you go out and get yourself a hot 25 year old blonde? Then I'll make sure you will once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, have only a sofa bed and watch a 14" black and white television."

The man rethought his priorities.[font=Comic Sans MS] [/font]
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Postby JouJoux » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:39 pm

=D do you get out on the streets offering humor time for people?
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Postby Berni Dressel » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:32 pm

JouJoux wrote:=D do you get out on the streets offering humor time for people?




YES!!!! That`s my friend!!!!
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Postby Don Moore » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:01 pm

[font=Tahoma] [/font] What good is life if you don't laugh once in a while? You can have fun without laughing but you can't laugh unless you are having fun..(did that make any sense at all?). aeae aeae aeae
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Postby Berni Dressel » Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:54 am

You`re right, Don. It seems that You are a "very old man" that had fun in your long life, isn`t It? =D
And I`m very happy that You can share with us.
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