A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
> >> She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
> >>
> >> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
> >> naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> >>
> >> "What are you doing?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law >>
> answered.
> >>
> >> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >>
> >> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >>
> >> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> >>
> >> "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no
> >> end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
> >> and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >>
> >>
> >> The mother-in-law left.
> >>
> >>
> >> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, >>
> dimmed
> >> the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her >>
> husband
> >> to
> >> arrive.
> >>
> >> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
> >> provocatively.
> >>
> >> "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >>
> >> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >>
> >> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?







