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Postby Don Moore » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:33 pm

A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
> >> She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
> >>
> >> She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally
> >> naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> >>
> >> "What are you doing?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law >>
> answered.
> >>
> >> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >>
> >> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >>
> >> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> >>
> >> "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no
> >> end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
> >> and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >>
> >>
> >> The mother-in-law left.
> >>
> >>
> >> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, >>
> dimmed
> >> the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her >>
> husband
> >> to
> >> arrive.
> >>
> >> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
> >> provocatively.
> >>
> >> "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >>
> >> "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >>
> >> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
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Postby Berni Dressel » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:22 am

hahahaha, you´re so funny, my friend. You make me laugh a lot, buddy. You had a great idea. I think I´ll create a new topic. wait.
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Postby jazzluv » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:42 am

=D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D =D
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Postby luizoak » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:38 pm

we have this same joke in portoguese and everybody laughs when I repeat it. :D
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ANY BULGARIANS/SOFIA FANS HERE

Postby annaD » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:32 am

Hello all, am a new member who is travelling to Sofia in a few days. This is just a last attepmt to find out if there is any swing/lindy dancing to be had there......or at leaset somewhere where I can listen to such music.... thanks guys :dance:
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Postby annaD » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:33 am

just realized that I totally messed the spelling up on that.....sorry
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Postby luizoak » Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:15 pm

I dont have a clue, anna.
And I am also a typo maniac.
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